Gringo

The inspiring true story of a tragically bullied boy repeating his mother’s sage advice into the shortest phrase he could possibly remember.

“Whatever they say to you, don’t listen. Just grin and go!”

The Commuter

Are you an alien that’s ever wondered how earthlings get from one place to another? Then this is the movie for you. To learn more about the human race, don’t forget to watch the critically acclaimed prequels “The Taster” and “The Sleeper”.

Jumanji

A movie title created by a man with a big hand that accidentally pushed a bunch of letters on the keyboard. 

Ghostbusters

These girls are about to fight back against terrible men who get what they want and never text back. 

Dunkirk

Jerry, a basketball commentator, had been under heavy scrutiny by network execs for not having a signature catchphrase. Luckily for Jerry, he is just about to enter into a Wikipedia-rabbit-hole about Northern France.

There Will Be Blood

It's the first and last day of med school for Greg, as his professor tells him something he somehow never considered. 

V for Vendetta

Christoph has been on the phone with his cable provider for three hours. He has already given them his sixteen-digit random alpha-numeric verification code eight times. Now, he's determined to have them hear each letter correctly.

Gone Girl

It's girl's night out, and Rachel just took 6 shots of tequila in 30 minutes. 

American History X

The last chapter of a 10 episode educational animated series explaining how the North American continent split off from Pangea.    

WALL-E

An old man with slight dementia points to his front door and says, "Not a wall, but it's kind of..."   

Mean Girls

This clique of girls relies on having an average age.  They do this by adding the ages of all the girls in the group and then dividing it by the number of girls in the group. 

The Mummy

Step into the mind of a young British lad who is confused on whether his nanny is his mum. 

It

Follow Matt as he woo's women through NYC.  Some guys just have it.    

Blade Runner 2049

What's scarier than kids running around with scissors? What about 2,049 kids running around with machetes?  

Vertigo

The first feature length VR film.  Puke buckets provided at the entrance.

No Country For Old Men

An indie rom-com about a group of women getting rich and old, divorcing their faithful, yet old husbands, and dating younger, hotter dudes.  

Toy Story

This is the story of how toys are manufactured in third world countries and enable large corporations to employ child laborers.  

Split

The sun starts to set, coworkers start looking down at their phones, and checkbooks are being distributed.  Kristen, the obvious group leader, then says something so extraordinarily inconceivable, that it changes their lives forever.